Archive for January, 2005

VOL. X, NO. 24: January 10, 2005

Monday, January 24th, 2005

My wife is crying upstairs. I hear cars coming to the house. Consiglieri of mine, I think you should tell your Don what everyone seems to know…
It’s Monday night and I’ve just started picking up the phone. All of my friends, even the Jets fans, are calling to see if I’m okay. The problem is, […]

VOL. X, NO. 23: January 7, 2005

Friday, January 7th, 2005

First off, I’d like to begin the JUSTICE IS COMING playoff spectacular by thanking everyone who sent in leads on face value tickets for Saturday’s game. Alas, I was even able to purchase them myself on New Year’s Day from Ticketmaster (thanks to a kind tip from Craigslist) when the Chargers offered up the tickets […]