There’s this line in the Dead tune “Black Peter” which I think sums up my feelings on the Chargers right now:
See here how everything
lead up to this day
And it’s just like any other day
that’s ever been
Of course, the song is about a man dying which I guess is also appropriate for the state of the […]

About a month ago, I received an email that read “I read your page all the time. I think you’re funny as hell. I showed it to Junior and he likes it too-Burt Grossman.” At first, I assumed it was a hoax. It reminded me of that scene in “Major League” when Tom Berenger wakes […]

Truckin’ — up to Buffalo
Been thinkin’–you got to mellow slow
Takes time–you pick a place to go
and just keep Truckin’ on.
If I had my way, I’d shuffle off to Buffalo;
Sit by the lake, and watch the world go by.

Yeah, the second quote is from John Fogerty’s “Rock and Roll Girls.” It’s not easy to come up […]

Greetings, FAITHFUL READER. I ended last week’s installment by citing The Lord of The Rings. After doing so, I couldn’t help but be reminded of an episode of “Friends” from a couple years back. Chandler remarks to Joey that he can’t believe that he didn’t read the Tolkien books in high school. Joey retorts “Dude, […]

Welcome, FAITHFUL READER. These are strange and crucial times indeed for The Legion of the Lightning Bolt. Last week’s game was a complete disaster. But what’s far more disturbing than the three stomach-churning hours the Chargers forced upon us last Sunday is what it might reveal about our little football team. On one hand, the […]