Archive for December, 2000

VOL. VI, NO. 19-20: December 17-24, 2000

Sunday, December 24th, 2000

FUCK MIKE RILEY. There, I said it. No, I do not blame him completely for our record this season. However, I have had some serious issues with some of his substitution patterns and play calls throughout the year. But after all the speculation about his future that has gone over the last two weeks, he […]

VOL. VI, NO. 18: December 8, 2000

Friday, December 8th, 2000

I am the Luca King. I write anything. What do you want from me? It’s Jim Morrison’s birthday today. I just heard them say on “Inside The NFL” that the 49ers have the worst pass defense in the league this year. You mean we’re not the worst? After last week’s game, you wouldn’t know that […]

VOL. VI, NO. 17: December 2, 2000

Saturday, December 2nd, 2000

Since the last two minutes of the Chargers/Queefs game was pre-empted for election coverage, I found myself last Sunday in the only place any self-respecting fan would–the bathroom. You see, at TK’s American CafĂ© in Danbury the only television that broadcast NFL Sunday Ticket’s default screen (with up-to-the-minute updates) was located in the men’s room. […]