Archive for January, 2000

VOL. 5, NO. 26: January 13, 2000

Thursday, January 13th, 2000

Sorry I’ve been away, kids. It is, after all, the winter of Sam. I hope everyone had a successful New Year’s Eve. In other words, I hope you only got as fucked up as you wanted to. The weekend ended with an ugly but effective win at Denver–the first since the ‘94 season opener. […]

VOL. 5, NO. 25: January 2, 2000

Sunday, January 2nd, 2000

“And what about that horse? Is there anything in the world you hate more than that horse? Finish the job, Flounder.”
–Daniel Simpson Day, Faber College, Class of ‘63 (Whereabouts Unknown)
OK, maybe there’s one thing I do hate more than the Denver Broncos–the Oakland Traitors. I wrote last week that comes around goes […]